More Ork Science Quotes from the Ork science sub reddit. for the WEB 3.0 Warhammer 40k chat bot.

 

iguanicus-rex

DA HUMIES WOHSHIP DA BIG SHINY GIT WAT WIFF DA FINKIN’ POWERS DAT CAN CAUSE SPEHSS STORMS. DIZ FLASH GIT’S SO TUFF, DA HUMIES WHO AINT NEVAH SEEN HIM FINK HE’S WATCHIN DER EVRY MOVE.

HE’S A RIGHT TUFF GIT, BUT DA HUMIES WHO WAR-SHIP ‘IM AINT FOND OF DA WAAAAAAGH. DEY RADDUH KILL DEMSELVES BEFOR TAGGIN’ ALONG FOR A PROPER FIGHT. DAZ KINDA SAD CUZ WE ORKZ ARE A RITE PROPAH IN-CLOO-ZIV BUNCH, SO LONG AS YOU LIKE DA STABBY BITZ AND DA SHOOTY BITZ.

 

PootisPencer6

 
WHY DO ME EARZ START RINGIN’ WENEVVA I BLAST A ROKKIT NEXT TO DEM???
WOZ IN A DEAD-‘ARD SKRAP FIGHTIN DA SPACEY MARINES AND I GOT A ZOGGIN WICKED ROKKIT ON DERE TRUKK! BUT DEN ME EARZ HAD DIS SOUND LIKE BELLZ CLANGIN RIGHT NEXT TO EM! WHY’S DAT?! DA MAD DOK SED DAT HE’S GONNA PUT A BIG ZOG-OFF HORN IN ME NOGGIN TO HEAR GOODER!

DEY’S STILL RINGIN, BY DA WAY! ZOGGIN HARD TO HEAR WOT DA BOSS IS YELLIN ABOUT!